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I pick one brand., try their products. Then overthink everything.
No brand deals. No hype. Just the facts and a few strong opinions.

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The Whole Truth – Did not expect this

Just my take on The Whole Truth bars. Tasted one. Didn’t go how I thought it would.

Tartine Deep Dish Pizzeria

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Recipes for lazy Sunday

Just a few recipes I actually love cooking with my favorite hooman.

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Bread-sagna at home.

Crustless bread rolled thin, layered with sauce and cheese, baked till golden and bubbling.
Lasagna comfort. Bread simplicity.
Perfect for slow Sundays, messy counters, and making dinner together with your favorite hooman.

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